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CELERY DISPOSAL SERVICE.
For the disposal of your celery.
SERVICES.
SERVICES
We have many different services on how to dispose of this disgusting vegetable.
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Incineration
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Explosion
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ABOUT
Our goal is to dispose of every piece of celery in the world. Well, really it's my goal. But you can help.
ABOUT
1908
Year Established
56
Tonnes disposed of.
870
Kilos of carbon emission released.
-103
Awards Won
PROJECTS
CONTACT
CONTACT
Contact Us
Head Office
666 Capsicum Street
Employment
To apply for a job here at Celery Disposal Inc. Please email: Destroycelery69@gmail.com
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